Please don't honk at me my dad is dead

5.0 shop rating · 555 reviews · 10 about this one

$6.34 ~~was $8.45~~25% off 1,192 people saved this one

If this one’s for you, I’m sorry you’re in the club. It’s for the ones who cope with a joke, and that’s allowed.

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Details

Deadpan humor for people who cope with sarcasm
Waterproof, weatherproof outdoor vinyl
Die-cut with no background, so only the letters stick
Works on car windows, laptops, tumblers and mirrors

How to apply

Clean the spot with rubbing alcohol and let it dry.
Peel off the backing and lay the decal where you want it.
Smooth it down firmly with a card, from the middle out.
Peel the clear top layer back slowly, at a sharp angle.

Shipping & returns

Packed by me, by hand, and shipped from Olympia, Washington to US addresses only. Delivery options and dates show at Etsy checkout. Returns and exchanges follow my Etsy shop policies.

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What buyers said about this one

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Oct 3, 2026

So cute I love it and it makes me laugh.

Karleeon Etsy
Oct 1, 2026

Exactly as described and pictured!

Angelon Etsy
Aug 31, 2026

Looks great and applied easily

lizzieon Etsy
Aug 25, 2026

great quality stickers and awesome customer service. the packaging was also really professional and clean, including a card squeegee and alcohol wipes to apply the sticker correctly! thank you I love it!

Laceyon Etsy
Jul 31, 2026

I couldn’t get the two smallest sparkles on either side to stick despite my best efforts. BUT! It was even on both sides, so I’m not upset by it at all! Shipping was incredibly fast, and there was great communication by the seller.

Erinon Etsy
Jul 30, 2026

Had some problems with shipping I reached out and got fast responses and she ended up sending me a new one. Great customer service

Leslieon Etsy