Car decals for baddies with opinions
Say what you’re already thinking.
Petty, funny, dark-humor decals in crisp vinyl that people read at stoplights. Waterproof, in 5 finishes, from $6.42.
5.0 from 555 Etsy reviews
- Waterproof vinylSun, rain, car washes
- 5 finishesHolo, gloss or matte
- Packed by meBy hand in Olympia, WA
- Safe checkoutThrough Etsy
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Made for the back window
Loud at a stoplight. Crisp at midnight.
Die-cut vinyl, so only the letters stick: it reads like it was painted on the glass, in daylight or under streetlights.
Find your lineShop by mood
Pick your petty
- Road rageFor the person glued to your bumper. Lovingly.28 designs
- Dark humorFor the ones who cope with jokes. I see you.23 designs
- Baddie energyMain character, fast lane, zero apologies.30 designs
- Self-roastCall yourself out before anyone else can.16 designs
- Celestial & weirdIt's in my birth chart. Take it up with the stars.3 designs
Stand-in photo - Everyday & practicalUseful, cute, still a little extra.10 designs
- Mirror affirmationsMain-character pep talks for your mirror.7 designs
- Printables & kitsGarage sales and lemonade stands, sorted.16 designs
Receipts
from 555 reviews on Etsy
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Such a cute sticker and seller sent everything needed to put it on! 10/10 would recommend.
Nikkion Etsy
Honk if you're a good boy
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Love this sticker, it’s hilarious. Great quality & sticks really well! The instructions for how to place the sticker were funny & easy to understand.
Paigeon Etsy
Ew why are you so close to me
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Definitely follow the instructions and be very careful when peeling the transfer tape, especially on smaller details. Great quality decal!
kimchion Etsy
Be nice to me my mom is dead
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Perfection! I had a smaller one on my car, but obviously needed a giant sparkling version to generate better reactions from people. I did alter the decal a bit to fit better with my others.
Ivanon Etsy
My other ride is your dad
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The packaging was amazing and stickers are great quality. Application was super easy and was even sent wipes and kit for application.
Jennyon Etsy
STFUATTDLAGG
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amazing quality. easy to apply seller has even included alcohol wipe for window and plastic card to transfer decal!
Leahon Etsy
Custom
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amazing quality. easy to apply seller has even included alcohol wipe for window and plastic card to transfer decal!
Leahon Etsy
My other ride is your dad
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So cute and dainty! I now have a little magic to remind me how powerful I am on my mirror in my car! Thanks so much!
Rachaelon Etsy
Manifest that shit
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It's literally PERFECT! and I really appreciate the helpful instructions and the alcohol pad and card included for installation!
Rhiannonon Etsy
Please don't honk at me my parents are dead
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Great quality sticker for my car! I hope people can get some laughs from my dark humor.
Mayaon Etsy
Be nice to me my mom is dead